dick flop
to flop your d-ck out of your pants in a public place usually at a party.
mr. misiak- i floped my d-ck out last night at mr. mac’s party.
mrs. henderson-wow what did they do.
mr. misiak-f-ck you b-tch -ss
noun. an insult that suggests someone is weak or unreliable by comparing them to a flaccid or floppy p-n-s.
jimmy: i can’t make it out tonight mate, i’ve got a film night planned.
mitch: you’re such a d-ckflop dude.
joel cahill
omg your such a d-ckflop
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