dick for daycare
when you’re with a chick that’s crazy, but she watches your kid while you’re at work. the s-x is great, so you don’t feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.
similar to a bangmaid
guy 1- “why are you still with that crazy b-tch?”
guy 2-“she’s cheaper than a babysitter”
guy 1- “so it’s a d-ck for daycare situation?”
guy 2- “pretty much”
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