dick-friend
1. a c-ck blocking friend.
2. a friend who always tries to have s-x with the girl your trying to get with.
3. a friend who tries to have s-x with your friends.
4. a friend with great s-xual impulses.
nate: man, morris is suck a d-ck-friend.
tye: yeah, he tried to steal my fwb
nate: he c-ck blocked me last night…
morris: hey, whatsup? where’s rachel?
tye: go f–k yourself.
a boyfriend that mistreats his girlfriend. he acts like a d-ck.
did you see marton yelling at lindsey? he’s so controlling!
yeah, he’s more of a d-ckfriend than a boyfriend.
a female’s f-ck buddy who is male.
(while scrolling through nanci’s phone, jenni sees a photo of a guy she doesn’t know)
jenni: who’s that? is that your boyfriend?
nanci: more like my d-ckfriend…
jenni: youuu total sl-t! tell me all about it.
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