dick fungus
a large moldy growth on the shaft of the p-n-s which is of a greenish brown color. the d-ck will become encased in this fungus and will inevitably fall off.
“oh man, dr pierson! your p-n-s just fell off due to your d-ck fungus! why’s it so green and moldy?!”
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