dick glasses


setting: a hot chick wearing gl-sses.

action: she is giving top and her gl-sses fall on your d-ck.

conclusion: d-ck gl-sses
guy: ahhh shiieet, don’t stop , oaaaahhh
girl: i cant see, where did my gl-sses go
guy: don’t worry they are on my d-ck, keep slobbin, (i knew i’d get d-ck gl-sses from her).

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