dick grab
1. a form of punishment for a number of crimes not limited to but including douchebaggery, betrayal, or even buddy punching at the wrong time.
2. an -ssault on someones d-ck while fighting, usually it is attcked while trying to get a hold on someone.
3. something to do to someone when you want to do something horrible but not to mean.
the victims of a d-ck grab usually dont know what to after the attack, they contemplate on buying the attacker dinner, taking a shower, or maby even commiting a d-ck grab themselves.
michael: dude robbie just grabed my d-ck while we were fighting!
chip: sounds like you just got d-ck grabbed.
robbie: come here ill do it again you little b-tch!
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