dick haggler
a person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best d-ck possible. they haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the d-ck.
tom was going to propose to melissa until he found out she was a d-ck haggler and knew he didn’t have enough to compensate for his average member.
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