dick hoffer
someone who sucks a p-n-s and then chokes on the p-n-s/ s-m-n. sometimes a d-ck hoffer who gets a d-ck stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the p-n-s professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.
the word d-ck hoffer comes from the word d-ck (p-n-s) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.
the word d-ck hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. i mean really really frequently.
-sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.
“dont go out with that girl, dude. she’s a d-ck hoffer big time.
“d-mn, that guy is such a d-ck hoffer.”
“dude, dont be such a f-cking d-ck hoffer!”
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