Dick hoodie


hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your d-ck into and m-st-rb-t- publicly without anyone noticing
guy #1: what the f-ck are you doing?
guy #2: it’s freezing

guy #1: is that a d-ck hoodie
guy #2: you got me!

(both guys laugh and guy #2 c-ms)

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