Dick Hopes


the concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he’s going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.
man thinks to himself, “im having d-ck hopes again… i bought her a nice dinner, bought a sh-tty movie i don’t like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. i’m gonna get some later!”- doesn’t get any action the entire night.

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