Dick in the ass
(n) a hindrance, something that impedes, an obstacle; an uncomfortable or awkward situation; a stubborn person
i got stuck with the midget on my basketball team. what a d-ck in the -ss.
i was buying condoms. my girlfriend’s dad was my clerk. what a d-ck in the -ss.
ezekiel wouldn’t admit he lost the fight. what a d-ck in the -ss.
when you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your -n-s, then notice somthing bouncing off of your -ss. that would be the d-ck in your -ss, and b-lls bouncing off of your cheeks.
that wh-r- felt my wrath when she got the d-ck in the -ss.
something unfortunate, as in something going wrong with a carefully laid out plan.
greg: “my dad says i can’t go out tonight.”
dan: “well, that’s a d-ck-in-the–ss.”
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