Dick in the jukebox
when one is taking an excessive amount of time to get ready and p-sses his or her friends off
“hey doug! stop puttin your d-ck in the jukebox and let’s gooooo!!” “chill the f-ck out darrel!”
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when you take a sh-t and it lands on a piece of toilet paper or floats in the water, causing the illusion of an island made by your sh-t. man, i just stunk up the whole bathroom when i pulled off a sh-tter island the size of a small panda.
- scoomp
wh-r-,sl-t girl that f-cks a lot with different guys. yo where the scoomps at? a sound effect or noise made when describing an especially tricky or sly action. (while watching a team’s runningback juke 4 players): “ohhhhh!!! scoomp scoomp scoomp scoooomp!!!!” any ignorant,foolish,stupid,clueless person who is often mistaken for someone with a serious mental problem. […]
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