Dick-Induced Asthma
when a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of f-ll-t–.
guy 1: hey man, want to suck my d-ck?
guy 2: i’d love to but i have d-ck-induced asthma.
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