dick jinx


when a man is having s-x, and misses that girl’s -sshole, stabbing her b-ttcheek with his p-n-s and fractures it, and screams
“mark and jamie were doing some hardcore s-x scene in a p-rn movie, but mark totally was d-ck jinxed and really f-cked up”

“ahhh! d-ck jinxed! sh-t!”

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