Dick Jitters


when one has consumed too much v–gr- (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. since the chemical involved in stimulating the p-n-s is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the “jitters” from drinking too much coffee… hence the “d-ck jitters.”
i wanted to make sure i really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so i took two v–gr-… but i ruined everything when i got the d-ck jitters!

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