Dick Jousting
when two guys get raging b-n-rs and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.
1) hey sweet b-n-r. wanna d-ck joust?
2) flip a coin? f-ck that i’ll d-ck joust you for it
3) rock paper scissors is for p-ss-es. d-ck jousting solves all problems
the act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the “d-ck jousting effect”, also known in more common nomenclature as a c-ckfight. d-ck jousting is also known as a d-ck duality.
larry and gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn’t decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little d-ck jousting in her mouth.
larry (holding his d-ck): on guard! be prepared to defend yourself!
gerry (holding his d-ck): i have slain thousands with this weapon.
chick (about to suck both d-cks): may the best d-ck jouster win!
a term that describes males at a meeting who try to out do each other by their claims of superiority. derived from a term ‘p-n-s-jousting’ that applies to an insect species where the male insects joust with their p-n-ses to win favor to mate with an available female.
man, did you see those it guys at today’s meeting d-ck-jousting to see whose group would get that project? it was unbelievable!
the act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the “d-ck jousting effect”, also known in more common nomenclature as a c-ckfight. d-ck jousting is also known as a d-ck duality.
larry and gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn’t decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little d-ck jousting in her mouth.
larry (holding his d-ck): on guard! be prepared to defend yourself!
gerry (holding his d-ck): i have slain thousands with this weapon.
chick (about to suck both d-cks): may the most valiant d-ck jouster win!
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