dick kite
an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d…. implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his d-ck
mike:so how did the other night go?
justin:i’ve sure had better performances, if you know what i mean.
mike:man, what a d-ck kite!
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a d-ck monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their d-ck for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc. can be used in conjunction with cheese eating: dude, that chick is a total d-ck monkey. ya’ cheese eating d-ck […]
- Dick Otter
a human that you are excessively p-ssed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don’t want to float away from each other. d-mn it kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the t-t and skip through a field of wildflowers holding […]
- Dick-Picky
-to be picky or choosy about what type of p-n-ses also known as d-cks you prefer or want. -one who has obnoxious preferences to different things, especially male genitals. – mr. hacker was a d-ck-picky sort of fellow, his men had to be strong, virile, and have long flowing hair. – “she’s so d-ck-picky! it […]
- Dick Suds
the frothy white sh-t appearing on your shaft/pubic region after vigorously f-cking some chick. man: “wow, that was some vigorous f-cking!” woman: “yeah, now wipe off them d-ck suds and vigorously f-ck me again!”
- didney
a disney kids movie. guy 1: hey did you see herbie: fully loaded movie? guy 2: yeah, was such a didney.