Dick Lunch


performing the act of falatio as a subst-tute for the mid-day meal of lunch.
a: would you like half of this sandwich?

b: no thanks pal, i had myself a d-ck lunch about an hour ago.

or: ‘i could murder a kfc right now, but i’m trying to shed a few pounds – might go for a d-ck lunch instead.

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