Dick-Mazing
you are an amazing person. without you no one would be able to breath. you are the life of the party, or the shyest person in the world. all together, people love you. because you are you. many are inspired by your awesome ways and wish they could be friends with you somehow. most people just cannot handle your d-ck-mazingness and might just burn up into the sun.
i just had a d-ck-mazing time at rorys house mom!
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- Dickmentia
when one cannot remember whom he or she slept with. whether it be two days or two years ago. this is both within context for both males and females. gawd, i cannot remember for the life of me the name of that fly shorty i met last week… i’m having such d-ckmentia right now!
- dick-mob
a person so rude they are not just one d-ck, but a mob of d-cks. i can’t believe that guy cut me off in the carpool lane! what a d-ck-mob!
- Dickochet
when the urethral opening of a man’s p-n-s sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended. dude, i just d-ckocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. i got p-ss all over him. when a man is urinating and the urine bounces back onto his p-n-s […]
- Dickriding Buttjockey
a gay man who enjoys hopping d-cks. tom cruise is a d-ckriding b-ttjockey a guy who likes the c-ck. see: h-m-s-xual elton john is an openly d-ckriding b-ttjockey.
- Dick Rub Club
a place where you can go and be alone to m-st-rb-t-. it has exceptional p-rn. o man i just got back from a family vacation. i need to make a visit to the d-ck rub club