dick merchant
a peddler of p-n-s. one who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about p-n-s and p-n-s lore.
daniel: “dude, i heard that david has a small p-n-s.”
sos: “don’t be a d-ck merchant, daniel.”
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