dick mission


pursuing a pointless endeavor; counter productive; beating a dead horse, a cl-ster f-ck, a waste of time.
matt: i want to fix up my old truck to sell it. it needs about $2000 in work. what do you think?
jack: i don’t even think you could sell it for that much. seems like a d-ck mission to me, hoss.

jeff: i have to convince my boss that we need to cut salaries to just stay in business. it’s the only way.
wendy: he’ll agree to that?
jeff: oh h-ll no! it’s a total d-ck mission.

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