dick mud
1: what a dude gets when he t-tty f-cks a chick that has t-t dirt
2: what a dude gets if he has t-t dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm
3: something that’s chickensh-t, bullsh-t, t-t dirt, and or a pain in the -ss
1: dude1 – i t-tty f-cked some sl-t last night.
dude2 – you got d-ck mud now?
dude1 – yup.
2: privatedoinpushups – its startin to rain.
drillsergeant – pretty hard, too, time to turn that t-t
dirt into d-ck mud.
3: dude, this natty’s skunked. f-ckin d-ck mud.
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