dick muffs
when one places an erect p-n-s into each ear so that sound is m-ffled. similar to earm-ffs
chad had d-ck m-ffs on so he didn’t hear the the third guy coming.
the female breast, when your d-ck is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear m-ffs.
hey girl my d-ck is really cold, let me use them t-tties as my d-ck m-ffs, please?
when a girl reaches down her mans pants and finds an unexpectedly large d-ck fro. better known as a d-ck m-ff.
“i like it so much when i go down on a guy, and his d-ck m-ff is all in my face.”
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