Dick Noise


the noise that is created when a d-ck is slapped against the lower belly. often done in the presence of other males as a sign of dominance. louder noises are made by thicker d-cks. females recognize a loud d-ck noise as a sign the male is an acceptable partner to breed with.
“d-mn boy, that’s some loud–ss d-ck noise… you win, you can have her.”
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the audible sound made by a phallus during the act of f-ll-t–
sorry bout waking you up last night, your mom can’t control my d-cknoise very well.

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