Dick Noogie


giving a woman a noogie with your bird / d-ck. pretty much any place on her body other than a lubricated orifice. genererally done as last ditch effort to evoke s-xual excitement. or just to be an annoying pr-ck.
my wife rolled over as to avoid me last night. so… i gave her d-ck noogies to the kidney until she gave in.

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