Dick O’Clock
the time at the gay bar when all of the gays realize if they wanna get d-ck that night and still be able to make it to work the next morning then they better act fast.
this time (generally around 1am or so) is also, sadly, the time when all of the dutiful f-g hags are left to their own devices as far as matters of socializing and transportation are concerned.
made popular by margaret cho (well-known f-g hag).
sara: i had to take a $20 cab ride home from the gay bar last night!
jarod: why?!
sara: well, at d-ck o’clock dave went on a d-ck hunt and left my -ss!
jarod: well, it was d-ck o’clock – that’s your own d-mn fault for not driving yourself. you know how we roll.
the time of night when you are ready to go home with some guy, generally at a club.
a: “so, what’s happening with you and that guy you’re working
b: “in 5 minutes, it’s gonna be d-ck oclock
“it’s not d-ck oclock yet, i’m staying.”
any time in which the word “d-ck” is uttered in an inappropriate setting.
1. brandt: what are you eating for dinner?
aaron: …d-ck.
2. aaron: i have to go study for economics.
brandt: you mean, you have to go study for d-ckonomics.
3. aaron: when are you going to the movies?
brandt: d-ck o’ clock.
when the big hand’s on “last call for alcohol” and the little hand’s on “that dude’s been here since happy hour”.
“i got arrested last night at d-ck o’clock”.
“i started macking on the last call beauty queen at d-ck o’clock”.
“i stayed out last night till d-ck o’clock, and had a wicked bad hangover all day at work”.
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