dick of doom


a rare psychological/physical disease in which a pre-p-b-scent teenage girl grows a p-n-s, regardless of whether or not she wants one. scientific name: juebos doces.
example: whys katie blowin testosterone at me today?
i dunno, maybe she grew the d-ck of doom last night? who knows man…

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