Dick On Deck
male slang for having previously-taken pictures of one’s p-n-s stored in one’s phone, in case a female should ask for “a d-ck pic ;-)” via text at an inopportune time.
1. “dudebro, she asked for a d-ck pic when i was eating with my mom last night. good thing i had some d-ck on deck to send her.”
2. “man, do you think anthony weiner really has enough free time to take d-ck pics whenever he’s asked? h-ll nah, i’d bet my house he’s got d-ck on deck.”
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