Dick on the Floor
when a person is at a party but just kind of wants to hang out… they are putting their d-ck on the floor. also when a gentleman is h-tting on a girl and he puts his p-n-s on the floor so much that he gets rugburn. also known as delta omnicron tau phi
most parties i’m at i just put my d-ck on the floor and let it drag for like two miles.
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