dick ornament


a comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your p-n-s. used as a decoration for your w-ng.
“heather looks nice tonight, maybe i’ll use her as a d-ck ornament.”
a person who loves and admires another person so much that they have their mouth permanently attached to the person’s d-ck.
god darkz, are you viper’s new f-cking d-ck ornament?

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