Dick Paste
“homemade” and “all natural” adhesive substance made from a man’s penile secretions, especially when sticking two pages of a magazine or other literary work together.
cr-p! i ran out of elmer’s glue for my school project, better make some d-ck paste.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s from his d-ck siemen, it either dribbles out, shoots out or drops out in the form of a paste. the paste is from his d-ck and thus it is d-ck paste
when bob was blowing paul, paul shot d-ck paste all over bobs face. bob was covered in pauls d-ck paste
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