Dick pic test
if you wanna know if a girl f-cks with you send them a random d-ck pic (either full monty or slightly scribbled out your choice).if she reacts somewhat positively your in, go for it champ! if she reacts negatively she’s either wasting your time or you issued the test at an inopportune time.
jim:”hey man how’s that liz girl?”
bob:”not good jim, she completely failed the d-ck pic test”
jim:”the d-ck pic what? you can’t be serious that’s not a real thing”
bob:”urban dictionary it jim, it totally is”
#d-ck pics #life lessons #how to pick up chicks
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