dick picnic


a m-ssive collaboration of dudes at a single party,bar,or establishment. a place where there is a ratio of guys to girls at 15:1 or worse.

can be synonmus with “sausage fest” or “sausage party”
why do you go to the tav? they always have the d-ck picnic!

don’t ever go to parties at katie’s house.
she always has m-ssive amounts of dudes over so her fat -ss has a chance to get laid. she needs the d-ck picnic to have an snowball’s chance in h-ll.
mostly to have a ready p-n-s for sucking.
to suck on a p-n-s.
name for a guy who has said ready hard p-n-s.
d-ck picnic is taking me to see a bils game after i ……….
a great guy you may meet on the internet or a smokey bar.
a get together where there are many p-n-ses.
a get together where p-n-ses are enjoyed.
a collection of people who would generally be described by people who know them as d-cks or -ssholes.
the girls had a great time at the d-ckpicnic!

man i hate those guys over there, it’s a real d-ckpicnic.

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