dick please


finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase “b-tch please”.
when sally’s man gave her sh-t about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was “d-ck please!” before making a grilled cheese and p-ssing out.
finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase “b-tch please”.
when sally’s man gave her sh-t about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was “d-ck please!” before making a grilled cheese and p-ssing out.

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