dick puke


s-m-n, sperm, goo.
wipe the d-ck puke off your chin, margret, your parents are here.
n., -j-c-l-t-.
v., to -j-c-l-t-
noun; her blindness was only temporary, caused from overcasting my d-ck puke.

verb; i rather my mate squeeze feathers before i d-ck puke.
derogatory insult implying someone either sucks so much c-ck they puke a lot or is just a plain old j-zz bag
situation:your brother is poking you or throwing things at you—“cut it ouy, d-ckpuke!”

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