Dick Pump


the female equivalent for “douche bag.”

gaining it’s t-tle from another senseless and rarely sought after object for the genitals, the female finally has its own counterpart to the “masculine” douchebag.

see also; soggy sock
only when she gets out of her mustang convertible and lifts her oversized sungl-sses away from her face, can you really tell that that ed hardy shirt really brings out the color in that d-ck pumps eyes.

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