dick punch

the act of using one’s fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.
i’d like to d-ck punch that d-mn b-st-rd at fox who cancled family guy. (f-ck the new-found cartoon network fans, you -ssholes aren’t old school!)
a creature with whom even a brief conversations begets the punching of one’s own genitalia. it would be a welcome relief from the awfulness. i.e. you would much rather punch yourself in the d-ck so hard that you puke before letting the conversation continue. women wish they could grow a d-ck so that they might then be able to punch it.
i was talking to kory earlier and it made me seriously consider punching my own b-lls. f-cking d-ckpunch.
1.refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male’s genitals by another human’s fist.
2.the feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.
1. goofus just d-ckpunched gallant for telling him how to live his life.
2. man, i know i’m right about this, but it sure is a d-ckpunch.
a concussive blow from the d-ck used to demonstrate s-xual prowess.
“hey man, why did you just d-ck punch me?”
“bro, i’m just so h-rny…”
“oh”
a punch bowl that has been spiked with severed male genitalia.
me hey can you p-ss the d-ck punch?
the act of forcing an erection so quick, it seems as if is it’s punching something.
i just d-ck punched this chick and gave her a black eye.
a soft, feeble punch, made famous by a man named richard.

d-ck, as we all know, is short for richard, and thus the “d-ckpunch” was born.
wow, he just d-ckpunched that guy. totally didn’t phase him.

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