Dick Reset
something a man has to do at some point after masturbating (see w-nk). usually this involves simple pulling the foreskin back into place, or just a nice solid squeeze of his member.
lad 1: dude, i’ve bin itching all day
lad 2: why? what up?
lad 1: well i rubbed one out earlier and i have had chance to dr (d-ck reset) yet.
lad 2: say waaaa!
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