Dick Shield


when a person’s stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.
frank is so fat, his d-ck shield blocked my squirrel tap.
a condom, rubber johnny, propylactic.
“i put a shield on my d-ck
to protect me from that hiv sh-t”
– notorious b.i.g.

a d-ck shield, hence.

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