Dick-slap Logic


a branch of philosophy involving the certain circ-mstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). also abbreviated as ‘dsl’.
my girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so i used my own d-ck-slap logic to change her mind.

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