Dick Slide


slang for lube.
dude! you got d-ck slide all over me!
the act of writing on a keyboard with your p-n-s in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.
jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
steve: dude, did you just d-ck slide?
jeff: haha ye. i f-cklen calped upt a gud-ss dic slid.

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