Dick Smear


when a friend rubs his p-n-s on another friends leg during an intense game of rock band.
ant d-ck smeared peter when he was playing enter sandman.
2 more definitions
an adjective used to describe a person whom acts like a dingus.
ari acted like a d-cksmear during high tea.
an insult! refers to spoogey wetness on the end of a p-n-s, that is likely to get smeared on sheets or underwear. sort of like skidmarks. but not quite =)
i hate that teacher, he is such a d-cksmear!

you are lower that a b-m’s d-cksmear.

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