dick spank


an unpopular colleague or group member with poor social skills. easy to recognize as they are obnoxiously loud and quite unattractive. this individual often inteferes with personal sp-ce and makes rude and inappropriate gestures with his crotch.
man! who invited the d-ck spank from payroll?

that d-ck spank takes crazy long bathroom breaks.
a person who is an unbelievably moronic individual. someone who continuously gets on one’s nerves.
here comes ricky. i can’t stand that d-ckspank.

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