Dick stab
the s-xual act of inserting the p-n-s into another person. the term is normally -ssociated with a forceful or unpleasant experience.
woman 1: you have no idea how many times tiger d-ck stabbed me that night. it was like i was a pin cushion.
woman 2: yeah, no wonder they call him tiger woods.
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