dick stick

1) someone who actually looks up d-ck stick on urban dictionary

2) the reason why dudes find it necesary to constantly “re-adjust” themselves aka: grab their w-ng

3) some one who goes 25 in a 55
duuude look at that d-ck stick!he’s playin ball in the parking lot!!
a freshly s-m-ned p-n-s that has glued itself to one’s underpants.
i hurts when d-ck stick.
in nominal terms, a d-ckstick is another term for a d-ld-. by extrapolation, “d-ckstick” is a tomism (see tomism) and used as a mild insult to one’s intelligence. useable as a subst-tute for “dipsh-t”, “d-ckstick” usually indicates one’s displeasure of another person’s actions.
p1: “hey, tom look. frank just took the last piece of pizza.”

t: “oh, that d-ckstick! i didn’t even get to eat any!”
a measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his p-n-s. could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
“i woke up with such bad wood this morning that i had to grab my d-ckstick and see what the damage was.”
another name for a rifle grenade used in call of duty: world at war.

treyarch’s version of the noob toob used on cod 4.
d-mnit! i just got killed with a d-ck stick!
a cheesed-ck male who enjoys riding the d-ckstick aka longboard.
look at these two h-m-s riding their f-cking d-ckstickswith flip flops and they actually feel cool, like they are surfing or some sh-t.
a man who usally has a woody as hard as a stick
kyle is looking at sally with a d-ck-stick

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