Dick Stroking


phrase, meaning to stroke d-ck. lit.

phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. as if you were stroking their d-ck to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. fig.
p-b-rt: this prompt for northwestern sounds like a lot of d-ck stroking.

jimmy: college essays sound like they want you to respite what you’ve said at them.
timmy: that it is jimmy. just stroke the d-ck. please that admissions person.
jimmy: ewww.
timmy: d-ck stroking, it’s figurative dumb sh-t.

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