dick stupid
when a man is so turned on s-xually he can no longer think straight, he is said to be “d-ck stupid.” when a man is “d-ck stupid,” he is likely to do anything to please his prospective partner.
“once i got him all d-ck stupid, i made him promise to buy me that necklace we had seen earlier in the day.”
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