Dick Swagger
a d-ck that has overall bamfness, coolness, and the ability to give fangirls and fanboys b-n-rs that go to the rings of saturn.
see that guy in the red leather pants over there? he has major d-ck swagger goin on.
2 more definitions
1. when a man acts like a d-ck to a girl only when he is in the presence of his guy friends.
2. the act of being a d-ck in order to pick up chicks.
1. girl: “tom is usually so nice to me, but when his roommates came down the other night he was displaying some major d-ck swagger.”
2. “i can’t believe clara is falling for that guy’s d-ck swagger.”
swagging your d-ck side to side in front of your significant other to attract s-xual attention
as i walked into the bathroom i did a little d-ck swagger for my wife while she got out of the shower….
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