dick swing


when your p-n-s makes a m-ssive change in size. usually describing the p-n-s going from a state of shrinkage to a b-n-r, or vice versa.
1. “d-mn, that girl’s so fine she made me do a d-ck swing!”

2. “dude, it was so cold that i got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a bl-wj-b i got shrinkage!”

“whoa, d-ck swing to the max!”

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