dick swiss


a type of p-n-s cheese, resulting from failure to wash one’s p-n-s regularly. smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. the female equivalent of d-ck swiss would be fromundacheese.
i went down on this guy last night and he had horrible d-ck swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.

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